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Top Text: “CUSTOMER TAKES A SHIT IN THE STORE….”

Bottom Text: CUSTOMER TOOK A FUCKING SHIT IN THE STORE!?!.”]

As a FORMER foodslave for a certain Italian food franchise commonly seen in malls/shopping plazas, have I got a story for you. 

In my old store we had a sign that says “Bathroom is for Customers Only.”

One day a customer walked in and asked if he could use the restroom, I told him that they were for our patrons only. He proceeds to squat near the entrance of our store, on a seat….bobbing his leg…and shit on the seat, leaving promptly after doing so.

I was so shocked when this happened at the store I worked at.  The person proceeded to buy new pants and shop for a further 15-20 minutes with their old pants.  I found out later my co-worker cleaned shit up off the floor.

I could not believe it.  You shit your pants, it is time to go home.