culturalrebel:

renleighthegirlking:

thighabetic:

towritelesbiansonherarms:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

he’s a bit of a dick really

King-douche.

Or the public murder of his own son.

Or killing Job’s wife and children, impoverishing him and giving him boils just to prove a point to the devil.  And then giving him a new wife and new children, as if wives and kids are like goldfish you can just replace…