timelady-of-221b:

joeeatspeople:

yesidolikecoatsbigtime:

Types of people who romanticize small town life:

1. People who didn’t grow up in small towns

#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST

#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS

#ALMOST EVERYBODY IS POOR

#ROAD TRIP TO ANOTHER TOWN TO BUY ANYTHING OF QUALITY