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Ancient Roman marble relief panel depicting a winged penis, 1st century AD.

This is definitely old and definitely a winged wang with a wang and another wang, but… not sure it’s Roman. That looks a lot like some Greek letters up top.

Impressed by the level of detail on the foreskin.

is this

classical

dick butt

DICKBUTTS OF ANTIQUITY

AH A FASCINUS. According to a quick google check they are in fact of Roman origin, and were symbols of protection against evil and magic. They were like, the anti-evil eye.

Praise be to the ancient roman flying dickbutt.