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homospacegems:

elasticitymudflap:

sapphire saying overly dramatic shit like “Such is fate…” when steven tells her she froze the toilet fucking solidifies my hc that sapphire is just that sarcastic dramatic friend that whenever someone’s like “oh hey we’re out of ketchup” she deadpan gazes out the window and is like “So… it has come to This…”

and half the time she actually fools people into thinking that they’ve enabled some HyperDeathFuture by stating a lack of condiments

like this is Absolutely where Garnet gets it when she says things like “all comedy is based in fear” they are so Dry that u almost can’t tell they’re kidding

BUT GARNET IS LAUGHING INSIDE LIKE ABSOLUTELY DYING RUBY IS FLOORED AND GASPING FOR METAPHORICAL AIR SHE DOESNT EVEN NEED BC HER GF HAS THE BEST SENSE OF HUMOR ON THE PLANET (AND SHE DOES)