biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

everythingisinabag:

petals-and-cinders:

everythingisinabag:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

vampires refuse to develop social skills, anything awkward goes down they just turn into a swarm of bats

I can confirm this

Although turning into a swarm of bats can be replaced with eating everyone in a half mile radius

Eating people can’t solve all your problems!!

Maybe not all of them

But…most of them.

why do each and every one of my posts, without exception, devolve into cannibalism