kondellark:

Yknow what convinced me that Eddie is an absolute disaster?

The fact that this man popped open a few beers, ripped apart and gorged himself with tater tots, devoured a half eaten, rotting chicken from the trash, proceeded to hurl his guts out from it, then s h r i e k after hearing a voice from *nowhere* and knock himself out before finally waking up back to his mess of a life and basically shrugging at the events of the night previous like it was nothing. Like Eddie my man, what the hell kind of weird shit have you done before that made you desensitized to e a t i n g g a r b a g e?? Absolute disaster that man is. 10/10 would recommend to equally disastrous symbiote